22 Phrases we have to endure in the toilet on a nightout
We have all been there! night out, nip to the loo and then you are confronted by the “Aftershave man” A.K.A the toilet attendant.
As you P**S away in to the urinal, all you hear is phrase after phrase, so here is a collection of them for you to endure.
Which is your favourite.
- No armani no punani
- No splash no gash
- No spray no lay
- Wash your nuts for the sluts
- Wash your fingers for the mingers
- No Davidoff no Suckin’off
- No After shave you go with dave
- No Cologne, you go home alone
- No CK, no BJ
- Wash ya toes, for da ho’s
- No Soap. No Hope
- No Stink, No Pink
- Armani for the Poonani
- Don’t you know freshen up, you got to freshen up
- No Water, no daughter
- No Splat, no Rat
- Tissue? No Issue
- Give me a pound, dont hang around
- Smell like a scummer? the nights a bummer
- Have your P**S, then try some of this
- Taking a poo. dont splash on your shoe
- Finished wiping your bum? It’s a pound for some gum.